The 4th Annual Modern Drunkard Convention

When: Labor Day Weekend August 29-31 2008.

Where: Three Kings, Denver, CO.

What to Expect: The tribe uniting. The elite inebriates finding each other. The best and the booziest. Ever go to a bar and wish there were some real goddamn boozers on board? Well, there are for three solid days of heavy drinking and full-bore entertainment including:

• Bands (TBA) Rest assured they will be of the hard-drinking variety.

• Burlesque Scantily-clad women, old-school style.

• Soused Seminars Booze-related knowledge you can absorb at your leisure.

• Drunkard Dating Game Romantic hangover brunch at a filthy dive bar with open tab for the lucky winners.

• 1st Annual Modern Drunkard Short Film Fest

• The 20 Pint Gauntlet Open to all takers; your beers are free if you finish within 8 hours.

• Propaganda Speeches By people who are, quite frankly, way too drunk to be standing, never mind operating a microphone.

• Panel Discussion All your questions will be slurred at.

• Drunkard Tattoos Available on site.

• Drunk Poetry Extravaganza Your chance to rhyme and shine.

• Elvis Will conduct at least one marriage ceremony.

• The Legendary Mojo Nixon Will be on hand to cover the event for his radio show.

• Booze Tastings

• Heavy Drinking

• Debauchery

• And much more

How much: Convention passes are $49. In addition to three days of gala entertainment, the pass also entitles you to free gear, including:

• Limited Edition Modern Drunkard Convention T-Shirt

• 17"X24" Convention Poster

Day passes will also be available for $20, but they do not entitle you to the convention T-shirt and poster.

You will receive your t-shirt and poster at the Registration Table.

Get your pass here.

Note: You must be 21 years old or over to attend the convention.